So...we walk there and everyone is ok
We order our food, sit down at a booth
My friend, we'll call her Hallie, goes to sit down but misses and plants herself on the floor
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We all laugh because it doesn't register to us how drunk she is
So we continue to eat our food, chat, and wait for 12:00am because the 19th is my birthday and we all want to celebrate
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.............................wait, so what school are you in?....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
......................Oh, I'm in........What about you?.......................................................So, it's your birthday?.............................................................................................................................................
...................................wow! me too!.......................................................................Yeah, tomorrow!...........................Hey, we didn't get to talk all night! What's your name! .....................................
..............................................What classes are you taking this semester?.............................Wow, you're turning 19?..............................Oh I'm ................................................................................
......................................................Oh I'm taking that calss too!..................Yes!! It's my golden birthday..........................................Wow!! Nice to meet you! ...........................................................
..........................Wow you have such a busy schedule......................................................................................................................We should hang out more after today! ..........................................
.....................................................................................What should we do after this?.........................Did you buy a cake? ..................................................................................................................
...................hahahahahaha...............................................................Let's go somewhere!!............................I've only been here for like 3 days so I'm going to a bakery tomorrow................................
............Haha, no because she told me that...............................Nah I'm going back to my room to sleep....................................Can I have some of your fries?...................hahahaha....................
....................................................................................................Hey are you ok?...............................yeah of course! .................................................................So where are you from?..............
..............................................................................................Yeah I'm fine, lol don't worry .....................................................................................................................Oh I'm from ........................
..............................................hahahahahahaha............................................................................................................................................Wow, we're like on opposite sides of the country................
...................................................................hahahaha............................................................The social event they made us do was so awkward .................................................................................
.........Do you want my toast?.....................................................................................................................................lol right? Like they just put us all in a room .........................................................
.....................You don't want it?...............................................................................................I don't even remember the people I was talking to .................................................................................
.....Nah it just came with the meal.................................................................................................................Me too!............................I feel like it was just to get us familiar with each other? .........
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....................................................Okay!.....................Okay!.........Wait, I'll come with you!...................................................We wanted to wait till the end for free pizza..............................................
...............................................................Okay!......Okay!..........................................................Lol when we came up the elevator, they were going down with the pizza ...........................................
..............................................................................................................................................................Lol what?? ..................................................................................................................................
...........................................................................................Are you going to any of the RA events .....................................................hahahahaha....................................................................................
..........Do you wanna tour the campus tomorrow? ....................................................................Do we have to? .......................................................................................................................................
................................Yes, I didn't go on those summer tours......................I don't know, we need to do base meetings though.................................................................................Wait so then ..........
......................................Same I'm doing this blindly...........................................................................................................................................................I have no idea, my major is undecided .......
.................I need to find my classes...........................................................................Guys, where did Hallie go?..................................................................................................................................
.................................I saw this tiktok of the kimmel center 4th floor....................................Outside to get some air........................Outside, Gigi went with her .....................................................
........................Wow we should go.............................................................................Ooh ok.....................................................................................Oh I have friends from that college! ...................
.......................................................hahahahahahha.......................................................................................................................................Wow then we have mutuals...............................................
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And there she was...
Hunched on the floor with her head in her knees
Too drunk to get to the dorms
We called an uber and half of us take her back to the dorms, while me and two of my friends have to run back to the dorm.
When we got to the dorms, Hallie was sprawled out on the sidewalk completely passed out.
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While my roomates were busy kepping her on her side, one of them told me, "Go get the RA."
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(◉‿◉)....ok (WHY ME??)
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So...the lovely ambulance arrives, one of my friends ride with her to the hospital, our RA tells us to scatter, and we sit together and reflect of what just happened...
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So...when someone asks you what the ultimate ice breaker is...tell them